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Thursday, May 08, 2008
Yes, they are the same guys at Alibi and they have all done each other several times. It's called recycling.
You like throwing the bait out there and then pulling it back when someone shows interest. You are such a game-playing loser. Go back into your closet.
Don't you just love these guys that got hurt once then spend the rest of their lives hurting others to get even? Try forgiving instead of spreading the resentment.
My boyfriend doesn't know that I blow dudes in the mall restroom after work several times a week. I'm sure he'd get over it, though.
At first I was offended by advertisers using shirtless men to sell products in gay publications. I thought they were perpetuating stereotypes. Then I realized that marketers are not dumb and the sad truth is that shirtless men are the best way to hold the attention of gay men.
"Unless that person is really hot, I never reciprocate." I will gloat when someone doesn't reciprocate on you for the same reason.
To the bitch who laments the lack of the word "gay" in Pride festivities: most of the rank-and-file participants wouldn't mind using it. It's the organizers who are the pansies.
Why would having gay bars be preferable to having straight bars in a neighborhood? Vomit on sidewalks is equally disgusting coming either from a gay person or straight person.
OK, I won't take offense at your persistent lack of punctuality any longer — that's because I won't ask you out anymore.
No, there aren't "so many gaysians looking for sugar daddies." It just seems that way because the few cases of that happening excites white men's paternalistic fantasies involving exotic minorities.
To the bitch who says that men come running when he goes "commando" in the forest: there's no such thing as a park where gay men lurk behind every tree.
You all hate Republicans but you secretly want a gun-toting, red-blooded patriot to rough you up in the sack.
The real reason why some gays support Obama? Let's just say black guys don't have to stuff socks into their pants.
I feel for that woman who got stuck to her toilet after sitting on it for two years. I think that's what happens to all of us bitches after we hit 30.
How can you associate being 40 with responsibility and settling down? I know plenty of older gay men that aren't responsible. And who said that settling down is a sign of maturity instead of fatigue?
If you've been going to JR.'s for the past 10 years, then you should be able to tell if it is the same guys.
You said: "If you’re at the point in your life when you need Viagra, finding a willing bottom may not be that easy." Come on-- a lot of us do the little blue pill for the extra thrills — even us chicks.
Re: "You can never have too much jewelry" in reference to a low-life Prince Albert. Honey, you've got that all wrong! It's "you can never have too many, hats, gloves and shoes."
When the doctor asks me if I'm sexually active I wonder if he means with someone.
You complained that the same guys were at JR.’s 10 years ago. Wow, it surprises me that there is actually some loyalty in the gay community. Something you obviously lack.
Are we allowed to fudging swear in bitch session or do those words get edited out?
Gays can't serve in the military. We're more educated, contribute more to productivity and earn more money than the breeders. We're too valuable to be used as cannon fodder. Send the ex-convicts and the poor instead.
Editor’s note: These are real bitches, sent in by real readers, about gay life’s little annoyances, and the big ones, too.
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