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BITCH SESSION

Thursday, March 20, 2008

The bars are always entertaining. Where else can you see guys in their 30s and 40s with the emotional maturity of 16-year-olds?

How can a certain wrinkle room ban someone from karaoke when that person was the one attacked on stage while trying to sing a peace song. Pretty bad if you ask me.

You pretended to be normal until I fell for you. Then the crazy came out! And now it won’t go away.

Re: Real Marine: Silly fags everyone knows all Marines are bottoms, (it’s that no pain no gain thing). And you stupid people keep believing that the Democrats care, and they keep taking your money, you morons! No wonder you idiots can’t get out of the bars or the back rooms long enough to care. The gay community will implode like it always does. So called Pride week is around the corner and all you losers will go dancing and looking like stupid people in their bar drag like the leather bozos. You want change? Start in the way you present yourselves. I bet you don’t have the balls to print this!!

Sally Kern's son must be hanging out with Clay Aiken a lot. Both denied being gay and both claimed to be celibate.

Yes, I'm a drunk in denial, but you say that like it's a bad thing!

OK, Barack. You are all     about "transparency," and you called Hillary secretive, yet you claim you didn't know that your spiritual leader for the last 20 years is a raving, racist lunatic who preached "God damn America” after 9/11?! What a transparent lie! Hillary never farted without a front-page story about it. By contrast we know nothing about you. I'll stick with the tried-and-true good old days: more Clintons, please.

You are too old to still believe in fairy tales.

I’m not a "wishy-washy twink" and I support Obama 100 percent! Let's repeat it again — if Hillary wasn’t Mrs. Bill Clinton, would she be running for president now? Of course not! She's a "tough" woman who's totally dependent on her husband's name and reputation.

The looks did not last did they? Now you are running around acting desperate for anyone who will show you the slightest bit of attention. You probably should have been nicer all those years ago.

Stop calling me. You chose your friends over me seven years ago. Now I am in a great relationship and you and your friends are pathetic and alone. Made some really bad choices didn't you?

Why don't the bitches at the Blade stop trashing Anderson Cooper.

You claim you are fighting for people's right to live as they want, which is what he is doing. You sound like a bunch of jealous, bitter bitches.

Bitch Boy responds: I’m jealous as hell! Don’t you wish you had Gloria Vanderbilt for a mommy?

I'm all for society bettering itself but I know it will not happen from listening to a Log Cabin Republican disguised as a liberal Democrat at HRC. At least the Log Cabin Republicans don't lie about what they really are.

We squandered our gains from the Clinton years by becoming worse than the society that looked down on us. Maybe this time around we can act more responsibly. Rights also mean responsibility.

To the queen who asked "why are all Russian presidents so hot": You're either an old troll or weren't alive when Gorbachev was in office.

Obama’s spiritual guru said, “The government gives them drugs.” Really? How come I haven’t received any? Is it because I’m white? I want my free drugs, damnit!

I'd rather vote for McSame than Osama.

Of course the queens will vote for Obama. He is the fad of the month.

When Clinton was president there were a number of places to have anonymous sex. Under the Bush administration they've all disappeared. We really need change.

Obama is hot. He'll be the sexiest, most eloquent president since JFK.

Why would anyone waste  their money funding an attorney for HRC? That’s like flushing money down the toilet.

Hillary CLINTON is Cheney in  a pantsuit.

Editor’s note: These are real bitches, sent in by real readers, about gay life’s little annoyances, and the big ones, too.

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