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I've read that males reach their sexual peak in their early 20s. Is it me or am I getting hornier as I get older?



To the lovely person who thinks the term "healthy poz" sounds phony: By that logic, I guess you think Lance Armstrong should describe himself as a "one testicled, potential-cancer-relapse victim."



To all you queens (Carson Kressley included) who misuse the word "couture": It means a one-of-a-kind, handmade garment, the likes of which you (Carson excluded) probably couldn't afford. Just because you can string together a bunch of cheap accessories from H&M and pop the collar on your A&F polo does not mean that you are wearing "couture."



Dear Sheryl Swoopes: If you have to choose to be gay, as you said you did, you ain't gay! If you were not born gay, you are just a hetero who inexplicably chose to sleep with people she isn't even attracted to.



To all the gay men who think bi men are just in denial or sex addicts: Prejudice isn't exclusive to heterosexuals.



As the great gay artist Salvador Dali said: "I don't need drugs. I am drugs."



Just because we went out to dinner didn't mean I wanted to date you, especially since you lied in the first place about whether you were dating someone else.



To single guys who avoid couples like the plague: I hope y'all find that special one and see how lonely it can be; just the two of you in a bubble and no one else to be friends with.



Being a lesbian isn't a trend, so stop doing it so you look cool to the guys in the hallway.



What the hell is a "Madonna CD Release Party" when they don't even play any Madonna music? I heard less Madonna music than I would normally hear at a gay bar.



Why is it when I make the first move and make it clear I want a guy, he thinks I'm too aggressive? Then if I change gears and wait for him to make the first move, I'm too passive and shy?



OK, so voluptuous does not mean fat. It just happens to look exactly like it!



Now it's the twinks claiming that at one time they were the only ones who stood up for our rights? Before it was the drag queens and at other times, it's the lesbians. It's pathetic how people try to get respect by recasting history!



To lesbians threatened by bi males: Insecurity is a bitch, ain't it?



No, you will not talk to me anyway you feel like! You will speak to me with respect if you want to get any from me. Some people have a lot of damn nerve but way too little sense to go with it!



Why aren't people developing gay-friendly retirement communities for middle-income gays? Where are all the working stiffs supposed to end up?



Anyone else seen the gay cowboy movie, "Bareback Mountain"?



I've been with plenty of gay ranchers and cowboys, and not from gay rodeo either! Those two in the movie do not look like gay cowboys. They should have hired a gay cowboy as a consultant.
Bitch Boy responds: Who'd you have in mind? The one from the Village People?



I gave my friend the choice between me and his drug habit. He chose his habit. I guess Tina is more fun to hang out with than I am.



Masculine out of bed, bottom in bed: There's nothing wrong with that!



To those of you who have nothing better to do than bitch in a gay publication: Get a boyfriend to bitch at. It's a lot more fun!



Every time I open a newspaper , I see more evidence that Kansas is a huge open-air insane asylum.



"All American?" What on earth does ...

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